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horchathot:

killuo:

slavery:

Who has the biggest pussy of 2018

Solid Snack

starfleetrambo:

mikey-hunter:

pdsophie:

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*in my deathbed* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

operattack:

garlicbug:

ravenworks:

anoleis:

nintendo…?

Apparently no one on Tumblr knows this so here’s a fun factoid: ‘neko’ (cat) is Japanese gay slang for a bottom

shesellsseagulls:

They are in the father/son zone and it’s embarrassing that they still deny it. 

vendeluxe:

vodcar:

snoopingasusualisee:

hackshot:

deanky:

sectonia:

relishboi:

vendeluxe:

old: calling the poster of a post “op” 

gold: calling the poster of the post directly by their url, asserting your dominance

bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.

mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening

cold: ice cream

Sold: for 50 dollars to the man on the third row

gold:

morrison ↓

morrison ↑

crystal-meepmorps:

Hopelessly mundane dads trying to impress their magic-adventure prone children

island-delver-go:

dinobot:

when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont”

Called out for being a fake gamer by your own mom? Brutal

bara-kick:

RUN MY SWEET BOBA TEA!

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